(After being lost for several years, Jack Bolton has found)

   	As a Public Service, Trade Talk Presents:

            A GUIDE TO SAFE FAX

Q:  Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
A:  Although married people fax quite often, there are many
    single people who fax complete strangers every day.

Q:  My parents say they never had fax when they were young
    and were only allowed to write memos to each other until
    they were twenty-one.  How old do you think someone should 
    be before they can fax?
A:  Faxing can be performed at any age once you learn the 
    correct procedure.

Q:  If I fax to myself, will I go blind?
A:  Certainly not, as far as we can see.

Q:  Is there a place on our street where you can go and pay to
    fax.  Is this legal?
A:  Yes. Many people have no other outlet for their fax drives
    and must pay a professional when their needs to fax become 
    too great.

Q:  Should a cover always be used for faxing?
A:  Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover
    should be used to insure safe fax.

Q:  What happens when I correctly do the procedure and I 
    fax prematurely?
A:  Don't panic.  Many people prematurely fax when they haven't
    faxed for a long time.  Just relax and start over; most 
    people won't mind if you try again.

Q:  I have a personal and business fax.  Can transmissions 
    become mixed up?
A:  Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use
    a cover with each one, you won't transmit anything you
    are not supposed to.