From: Rick Groszkiewicz

         THE PEARLY GATES

Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when some new
residents from New York City showed up.

Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heaven's door,
Saint Peter said he would have to check with God.

After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit to most
virtuous.

A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and
said, "They're gone!"

"What? New Yorkers are gone?" asked God.

"No!" replied Saint Peter. "The Pearly Gates!"