This from Jean A. Pressly

   MICROSOFT HAIKUS ERROR MESSAGES

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error
messages with Haiku poetry messages, Haiku poetry has strict construction
rules - each poem has only 17 syllables: 
5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third...
used to communicate a pithy, timeless message, often achieving a wistful,
yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. The essence of zen..

      Your file was so big.
      It might be very useful.
      But now it is gone.

      The Web site you seek
      Cannot be located, but
      Countless more exist.

      Chaos reigns within.
      Reflect, repent, and reboot.
      Order shall return.

      Program aborting:
      Close all that you have worked on.
      You ask far too much.

      Windows NT crash'd.
      I am the Blue Screen of Death.
      No-one hears your screams.

      Yesterday it work'd.
      Today it is not working.
      Windows is like that.

      First snow, then silence.
      This thousand-dollar screen dies
      So beautifully.

      With searching comes loss
      And the presence of absence:
      "My Novel" not found.

      The Tao that is seen
      Is not the true Tao-until
      You bring fresh toner.

      Stay the patient course.
      Of little worth is your ire.
      The network is down.

      A crash reduces
      Your expensive computer
      To a simple stone.

      Three things are certain:
      Death, taxes, and lost data.
      Guess which has occurred.

      You step in the stream,
      But the water has moved on.
      This page is not here.

      Out of memory.
      We wish to hold the whole sky,
      But we never will.

      Having been erased,
      The document you're seeking
      Must now be retyped.

      Serious error.
      All shortcuts have disappeared.
      Screen. Mind. Both are blank.