BUTT CHECK

Having just gone to My Butt Doctor yesterday for my annual check up, I
found this very amusing.  Hope you do too.

Colonoscopies are /no joke/, but these comments during the
exam were quite humorous...  A physician claimed that the following are
actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was
performing their colonoscopies:    
     
 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!  
  
 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"  

 3. "Can you hear me NOW?"  

 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"  

 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."  

 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"  

 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
    On a related note, see below*  

 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"  

 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!  

 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."  

 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"  
  
 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."  

   And the best one of all...
 
 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here?"    
     


*Sad news...

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is 
worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went 
unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the 
age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the 
coffin. They put his left leg in ........  And then the trouble started.